My Favorite Search Terms That Land People on My Blog

I’ve realized over the past two years of writing my own personal blog that people search the strangest phrases and end up here. These are some of my personal favorites (in no particular order, but most likely reverse chronological):

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What’s Going On

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How My Tamagochi Would Always Die

In elementary school, before Pokemon, I had a Tamagochi. If you don’t remember Tamagochis, you probably didn’t grow up in the 90s or you were a home-schooled weirdo a la Cady Heron.

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Things I Think About While on the Toilet

We all think to ourselves when we’re on the toilet. You don’t want to admit to anyone what you’re really thinking about. I’m not afraid to share with the world the thoughts going through my mind every morning.

1.         “Maybe I shouldn’t have had that coffee.”

I don’t know what it is about coffee, but it really gives me an unpleasant experience in the bathroom. I know you fine readers would not like to hear the details. Why does it have to be so delicious?

2.         “Why do people bring reading materials with them into the bathroom to take a dump?”

I’m fairly certain that if you have time to read in the bathroom while taking a shit you either have a bad constipation problem or you are avoiding going back to doing whatever it was you were in the middle of before going to the bathroom. I will admit, I’ve sent many a tweet or text while in the bathroom, but reading trashy celeb gossip mags is not my bathroom forte.

3.         “I wonder what [insert name of crush here] is thinking about right now”

This one doesn’t have much to do specifically about going to the bathroom, since I think about it almost all of the time, but sitting on the toilet alone makes me much more vulnerable to the person I’m currently crushing on. I’m sure you can relate. The toilet stall is a very vulnerable, evil place leaving you with only your thoughts to keep you safe.

4.         “I’m glad I got that out of my system. When am I eating next?”

The best part about dropping one is that you now have more room for more food. Seriously, what is better than a post-crap snack? I really don’t know.

These are the things that cross my mind while taking a dump. Feel free to comment below with your own personal mid-dump thoughts.

The Evolution of the Concert-Going Experience

I’ve been going to concerts since the wee age of four, and I have seen a lot of change between even these 17 years of concerts and shows. Going to a concert in this day and age is a lot different than how our parents went to concerts.

Think back to the 60s and 70s (or imagine for those of us that weren’t there). Everyone went to a concert, drank a lot, and probably did drugs they shouldn’t have been doing. Lighters were thrown up in the air during slow songs. Everyone swayed back and forth to the music (for those on drugs, sometimes to their own beat). For an awesome example, check out the documentary Gimme Shelter by the legendary Albert Maysles that follows The Rolling Stones on their free show called the Altamont Free Concert.

I never realized how much my own concert experiences have changed over the years. I remember going to shows when I was growing up, not seeing almost any cameras in the air. Digital cameras weren’t around much growing up, and those disposable ones you get at your local drug store just didn’t cut it for those big arena shows. Lighters were still thrown in the air. Thank god.

These days we see constant cameras and phones in the air. Lighters have evolved into cell phone screens lit up or those flashlight iPhone apps. Almost entire concerts are recorded by one annoying person with their Flip cam up in the air the whole time and thrown on YouTube. I notice this a lot, and it makes me sad. I almost never bring a camera with me to shows. One reason is a fear of losing it somewhere in a mosh pit, but the other is that I don’t want to have something in the middle of myself and the artist I’m seeing. I like seeing a band right there in front of me, nothing in between.

I went to see Taking Back Sunday last night (emo throwback), and the lead singer, Adam Lazzara brought up this point a couple times in the show. He basically yelled at everyone to take their cameras down, stop filming the show, and just have fun. It was a little blunt, but I can’t help but agree. No one gives a shit about videos of a band live on YouTube. They never look or sound good. They’re pointless to watch. Just put your Flip cam down (they’re dead anyways), dance, and have a good time. It’s so much more worth it than a Facebook album of 300 pictures that no one will look at.

“Up All Night” by Blink 182

Blink 182 will always be my favorite band. I fell in love with them while listening to All the Small Things back at the wee age of nine. I sang along to the words (of course skipping the word suck which was a swear in my home) and watched them dance with a lot of midgets on stage at the MTV VMAs. I dreamed of the Blink 182 rabbit tattoo I planned on getting after turning 18. Don’t worry. That never happened.

Blink 182 is back with their first single in seven years. I cried a bit with excitement and anticipation. I waited for the tour announcement. I bought the tickets to see them in MA (holla is you’re going). The song is called “Up All Night,” and if you haven’t heard it yet, go to their site to check it out.

The song is very much growing on me. At first I was thrown off by the over-production and the awkward sounding drum breakdowns. Then I listened over and over again. I felt the raw, pop punk sound of Blink 182 I always remembered. I hear the grungy whiney voice of Tom DeLonge, and I feel safe. I can’t wait to hear more new tracks from them when I see my boys live on August 9th. Their new album should be coming out this fall, so stay tuned for more news on that.

I’m wondering what you guys all think. Feel free to let me know in the comments.

My First Buzz Builders Blog Post

So I’m a Buzz Builder at Likeable Media this summer and helped develop a blog for all the Buzz Builders here at thebuzzbuilders.tumblr.com. Today I wrote a blog post about how to share your love for music and discover new music using social media. Feel free to check it out here. I think you’ll like it if you like my blog. Thanks y’all!